Enough with the lips already...
Yet another Hollywood-ite has shown up with the upper lip of a losing prizefighter. Lara Flynn Boyle began her stint on Las Vegas tonight with a lip so damned puffy she couldn't even close her mouth.
Has anyone noticed that they never can seem to get the collagen in straight? Not only do these bimbos look like prizefighters - they look like they have suffered a stroke. Half of the lip hangs there like a tumor. When they smile, the tumor just stays put.
No one's lips should round a corner before the rest of them.
On the plus side, Lara has eaten a sandwich or two. Her arms no longer look like a skeleton covered in snow white skin. Don't get me wrong - she's still SKINNY - and not necessarily in a good way, but at least she doesn't look as though she is headed for the eating disorder ward. She showed her back in a halter top and there were no visible ribs like there were at a red carpet event a while back.
I know...I'm prattling about plastic surgery on pseudo celebs. I haven't commented on Katrina yet. For those of you who give a damn what I think about this disaster, I promise to post my feelings. For those of you who googled celebrity plastic surgery - my work here is done.
Has anyone noticed that they never can seem to get the collagen in straight? Not only do these bimbos look like prizefighters - they look like they have suffered a stroke. Half of the lip hangs there like a tumor. When they smile, the tumor just stays put.
No one's lips should round a corner before the rest of them.
On the plus side, Lara has eaten a sandwich or two. Her arms no longer look like a skeleton covered in snow white skin. Don't get me wrong - she's still SKINNY - and not necessarily in a good way, but at least she doesn't look as though she is headed for the eating disorder ward. She showed her back in a halter top and there were no visible ribs like there were at a red carpet event a while back.
I know...I'm prattling about plastic surgery on pseudo celebs. I haven't commented on Katrina yet. For those of you who give a damn what I think about this disaster, I promise to post my feelings. For those of you who googled celebrity plastic surgery - my work here is done.
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